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A combination of fruits, nuts, and granolas, often pertaining to a group of people of the Californian-variety. Also applicable to supporters of Bernie Sanders, people from Portland, and English majors who just returned from their first trip abroad.
Trail Mix also includes hipsters, vegans, cry bullies, environmentalists, baristas, art majors, tree huggers, liberals, flamers, flower children, and anyone who has ever been to Burning Man.
Oh look… hypocritical Trail Mix are throwing rocks and eggs at families leaving a Trump rally while preaching that everyone should just get along.
I can only handle California in small doses… the Trail Mix is completely overwhelming. At least in Texas, the Trail Mix is mostly confined to Austin.
At first, I thought I was in the hood, but then realized that these rundown houses were all rented by white Trail Mix who make shitty jewelry and sell vinyl for a living.
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M and M's with obstacles
Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix
to be high on the devil's lettuce while tripping on shrooms
Friend 1: Hey, why is Tommy rolling around in the grass?
Friend 2: He's trail mixed, bro.
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Crumbs left in the toilet after you take a shit
“Dammit Paul! You left trail mix in the toilet!”
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The consequential crumbs caught in one's happy trail resultant of eating shirtless.
That chach never wears a shirt and always has trail mix left over whenever he eats.
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When someone is apart of many ethnicities. Too many to name.
Girl, did you know he’s trail mix?