Train

the single greatest thing in the history of the universe, trains are a glorious and godlike means of transportation. there are multiple ancient cultures built around the worship of trains, going back as far as 5000 b.c.

Priest:" all hail the great train"
all" hail the great train who gave us life and all that is important to us."
priest"thank you, great train"

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on the train

To be "on the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

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The Train

Many people having sex with a woman, fucking her like a train.

I ran the train with my buds on that bitch.

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Trained

Getting gang banged

Delaney got trained by the entire football team

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Training

The act of letting all the zombies spawn in a Call of Duty zombies match and running laps around the map. Once all the zombies spawn you kill them and start the cycle over.

Person 1- How did you get to round 33 on zombies last night?
Person 2- I was just Training the entire time.

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On the train

Often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train.

*ring ring. ring ring*
A: "Hello"
B: "Hi"
A: "So I was..."
B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!"
A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you."
B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!"
A: "You're on the train?"
B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!"
C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"

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A train

The feeling of being able to accomplish anything while on adderall; often associated with a ten fold increase in productivity.

A: Hey man are you okay? What'd you do all day, didn't hear from you at all.

B: Yeah, I'm fine, just took a ride on the A train. Cleaned my room top to bottom, alphabetized my DVD's, and got all of my laundry done. AND finished that paper I put off for 2 weeks.

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