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When a man gets an erection and proceeds to take an applejack and place it on the tip of his penis and flings it as the girl is postured up with her vagina at your head.
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Oh my God, I was absolutely trebucheted last night I nearly died!
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The medieval version of the donkey punch.
I wasn't making any ground when we were playing siege the castle so I gave her the trebuchet to ensure my victory.
To Trebuchet ones self the participant must already be performing autoerotic stimulation, at the point of climax one must face the member southerly towards the rectum, then release as to propel ones seed through the air in a medieval fashion.
Terry: "why is your eye so red Tony?
Tony: "I only went and did The Trebuchet to me sen last night, absolute blinder of a performance I tell ya"
When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?
- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.
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Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.
Brad: what did you do last night buddy?
Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the
Danish trebuchet before lights out.
Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?
Carl: yes.
Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.
Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.
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