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A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.
'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.
A person who appreciates the entertainment value of Star Trek and/or one of its many incarnations and:
1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.
2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).
3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).
4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.
5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
Leonard Nimoy is not a trekker.
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1) A devoted fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation and the subsequent Star Trek series.
2) Does not grok Spock
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what the Trekkie nerds would rather have you call them
Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
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someone whoe prefers speaking Klingon to fucking
And this is what a vagina looks like...
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A STNG enthusiast.
Being a trekker, I particularly like the flexibility of Brent Spiner (Data).
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make a hand gesture as seen on star trek. this is another way to finger a girl. two in the pink, two in the stink.
i gave that girl the trekker real good last night
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