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A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.
Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.
jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...
jacob trevino?
yeah the one whos side hoes are casper and jasper.
oh..
a simp and a player for every single girl in his school
jacob trevino?
yeah, his side hoes, casper and jasper.
slayyyyyyyyy
jacob be simpin
jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...
jacob trevino?
yeah the one whos side hoes are casper and jasper.
oh..
The Trevino is the sales world’s equivalent of a hat trick—except instead of skating on ice, you’re sliding into homes, slaying objections, and sealing deals like a caffeinated gladiator. Named after the foundation repair legend, Joshua Trevino, this Herculean feat requires waking up so charged with coffee and commitment that your blood type temporarily changes to "espresso positive."
To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes.
Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.”
Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
"After closing three contracts in a row before lunch, Sarah strutted back into the office and declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I just pulled The Trevino! Someone get me a trophy—or at least another coffee!'"
Very big whoppers on his chest usually likes men and loves to throw it back
Oh man Daniel Trevino just can’t stay away from anime club and men!!