trogladite

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.

Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.

trogladiting

The act of pursuing a trogladite or trogladites, presumably to bed them down.

'Trogladiting' represents a significant step down from 'trolling'

This word attempts to put a positive spin on the fact that anyone who is or has been out trogladiting has been chasing down the ugliest of the uglies.

If one has been out trogladiting, it's generally a given that his judgment was extremely if not totally impaired.

"Dave was shitfaced by midnight and went into town to go trogladiting"

Ok, so there's no hotties here. It's gonna be a night of trogladiting

I was out trogladiting until about 5am - and still came up dry