The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.
That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!
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A person who is full of shit. Literally full of shit. His skin is the only thing keeping the shit from pouring out and when he opens his mouth out comes shit. Also known as shit in a silk stocking or turd in a box.
That guy is a real Lord Trott.
n/ 1.A more Elaborate term for Diarrhea. 2. having the shits or the squirts.
"Stevo has the Trotty trotts so bad, he shit his pants while beding over to get his shoes."
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An absolute rad unit.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
Oh man did you do Jeffrey Trotts homework
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The art of using a check as an opportunity to present the waiter/waitress with one's phone number. This technique can be used in any similar situation.
There are a lot of hot waitresses that work at that restaurant so I've been trottsing there and picking up lots of girls.
really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
sexiest muthafucka known to mankind.
aka, MY BOYFRIEND
"Alycat, you're sooooo lucky you're dating Vinny Trott"
:)