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When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
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when a yankee asks a stupid question that someone in the south would be considered a retard for not knowing.
We were all all the lake fishin' when this nut hugging yankee rolls by and looks down at the catfish i just caught and says "is that a trout?"
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Something you got slapped with in IRC
/slap urmomoncrak
**smegmaking_69 slaps urmomoncrack with a large trout.
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Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
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The new word used in place of ratchet, epic, swag etc.
For every possible setting.
That bitch trout.
I don't give a trout hoot bout squat wack.
That clown acting pretty trout over there.
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Noun. A perfect match for a Salmon
Synonyms: Special. Unique.
For years, Salmon swam through all the waters the world had to offer. He had seen oceans and seas, rivers and lakes, ponds and streams; and he had met many fish along the way. However, when he came across this particular fish, in a pond he never would've expected, he was stunned. Never in his wildest, fishy dreams, did he ever imagine he would find a fish as perfect for him, as he was for her. From the moment they first met, he believed in love at first sight, because in his heart he knew, he was her Salmon, and she was his Trout.
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(v.) The act of sneaking up on someone, taking your hand and slapping their inner thighs back and forth rapidly. Like a trout tail flapping around.
I went trouting earlier. you should have seen their faces!
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