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The act of taping a toy truck to the end of your penis and anally entering a dirty lady.
Me: Hey Carl, I truck stopped Gina last night and now my brother is asking where his toy truck went.
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A huge hole in your nose from doing too much coke.
Damn...Tyrone needs to quit the candy. His truck stop is bigger than BP.
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The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.
Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.
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A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.
That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.
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When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.
Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!
Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.
I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.
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When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.
Did you hear what happened last week?
No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.
Oh shit!! No way!
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