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Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.
~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache
~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln
~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops
~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee
~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard
~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap
~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler
L: How do you know you can trust that guy?
E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!
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Someone whos nice but bad at the same time. Someone you can trust with your feelings and they wouldn't care. Just someone you can talk to. Like a wall, when one wants to scream their head out.
everyone needs a sabrina the trustworthy
There is a sciene to getting people to trust you, but there's not one to actually being trustworthy. If you're the kind of person that has to put lots of extra effort into the science of gaining trust, or enticing people to trust you, it's usually because you were never really trustworthy in the first place due to your true intentions.
Being trustworthy isn't something a trustworthy person has to try to do because it's who they are. No amount of science or brilliant scientific mind will alter or change that.
She's really trustworthy, you can really trust her.
Hym "The only thing you can be reliably trusted to do is lie and manipulate to control people's behavior. You are the EXACT opposite of trustworthy and your ability to deify your own desires is the core of that untrustworthyness."