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An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.
After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."
Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"
Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."
Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."
Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
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1. A collection of Jews, I.E. the nick name Jewlane, Northerners, and intellegent people from Louisiana. Basically the poorest excuse for a college anywhere.
2. Lacking any affinity to have a good time.
1. Hey look at that rich jew. I bet he goes to Tulane.
2. Wow i wish that boring ass mother fucker would stop being so tulane.
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A school that when compared to any other school looks like the scum of the earth. The punch-line of many jokes when talking about one's stupidity.
She is so dumb. Like where does she go, Tulane?!
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A highly selective private institution with a combined undergraduate and graduate student body of approximately 13,000 students. The University was founded in 1834 and is located in uptown New Orleans, Louisiana.
Tulane School of Law, School of Medicine, School of Public Health and the Latin American Studies Program routinely rank among the top in the nation.
Tulane University attracts a diverse population of students from varied financial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds. All of whom are prepared for rigorous academic coursework as well as the social demands that are a part of living in the Big Easy.
In 2010 Tulane had more applicants than any other private university in the nation.
Literally the Hottest school in the country. Period.
Bobby: "Hey aren't you going to Tulane University?"
Jill: "Yeah"
Bobby: "But, Jill, didn't you get into Harvard"
Jill: "Yeah, but Tulane is in New Orleans... would you pick Massachusetts over Nola?"
Bobby: "I guess you're right.... Fuck me...is it too late to apply??"
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The safest neighborhood in New Orleans! It has lots to do, like watching firework duels, being shot (of course not with a gun silly!), and lots more!!! Make sure to visit during the night time for the most fun!
Person 1: Tulane-Gravier is dangerous
Person 2: Tf you mean it's the safest neighborhood in NO
Person 1: Oh you right sorry bum