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turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 11, 2003


turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005


turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

by Choccy Log July 09, 2016


turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

by chase March 09, 2005


turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

by therondi92 March 08, 2009


turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

by Russian86 February 03, 2008


turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006