Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
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A piece of shit between 2 pieces of bread with the exeption of lettece and tomatoes or a light sperm sauce
i ate a turd sandwich last week in was a vegans turd so it was a light baby green
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An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"
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A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
βIβm going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwichβ
βMtsβ
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I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame
you being a turd sandwich
The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.