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The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
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The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
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Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
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The momentum of an uncomfortable scenario.
When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased
when your belly starts to rumble, signalling the onset of a poo or fart.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am experiencing some turdulence
When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.
"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".