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Someone who takes an organization, event or something large that is broken and repairs it and makes it work again, and in many cases, profitable and beyond successful. A turnaround artist can be anyone who runs an organization, from a CEO to a President of an organization to any form of a head.
The Salt Lake City Olympic games were on the fritz until Mitt Romney came along as the CEO of the organizing committee and Romney ensured that the games made a profit and ran smoothly, earning him the title of a "turnaround artist". Another turnaround artist would be Lee Iacocca, who worked to make Chrysler profitable in the 1980's and 1990's.
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A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.
Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."
When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.
Trevor just did the truckbone turnaround with the hottest girl on campus. And got away with it.
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When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.
I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.
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Similar to the philly fake-out;The Tijuana Turnaround is a sexual act involving hot sauce. While performing doggy style sex, the person entering the other waits until climax is imminent only to pull out before internal ejaculation and spits on the enteree's back to simulate external ejaculation. When the said enteree turns to face the enterer, the enterer squirts hot sauce in the enteree's eyes.
"Damn dude i was grudge fucking this chick and i totally gave her the tijuana turnaround.
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A Historical practice apparently Native to Omaha and professional "Monkey butts" A possibly sexual practice in which a Omaha honey steps on your toes whilst simultaneously turning you on. You'll know a Tulsa Turnaround has occurred when you feel like a hand in the glove and you have been shown how to love...Y'all.
"That Monkey butt showed me the Tulsa Turnaround , She s so hot! I Feel like a hand in a glove!. I think it's Love...Y'all."
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An extremely filthy and lewd sexual act performed only in a public restroom. The restroom must be pristine since the act itself is, to say the least, not.
This bathroom is beautiful; perfect for some downtown turnaround!