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While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
Chad the baker tried to give me a Tasmanian turnbuckle the other night.
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The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
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Completely spontaneous sex in the middle of a public place.
"What'd you do last night, bud?"
"Not much bru, just gave Michelle the ol' Tennessee Turnbuckle at O'Malleys'"
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Eating out a girl with a severe yeast infection
Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.
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Going down on a girl with a tampon in.
Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.
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Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.
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Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night