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A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
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A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
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A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
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1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
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When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.
I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.