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twatwaffle

Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.

Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!

by sorrymatt April 25, 2014

145πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Twatwaffle

Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.

Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.

by JMGLosAngeles February 7, 2018

48πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Twatwaffle

A stupid bitch that trolls everyone cause he has no friends. Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

Nurt from Final Fantasy is a stupid fucking twatwaffle, he ruins the game they should replace him with another character.

by mr azzhole January 6, 2019

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Twatwaffle

A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.

That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."

by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014

76πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Twatwaffle

A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.

Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.

Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!

by snackysnack November 7, 2023

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


twatwaffle

Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.

Bush voters are such twatwaffles..

by Miikro June 15, 2004

546πŸ‘ 450πŸ‘Ž


twatwaffle

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.

When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

by Moggraider May 16, 2008

485πŸ‘ 412πŸ‘Ž