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A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.
He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.
This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.
Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.
Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.
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a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.
i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.
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somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP
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A person who gets sexually aroused by sitting in a tub of water, farting and then eating the bubbles.
Mason's breath smells like shit because he's a little twerp.
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kevin rudd
(prime minister of australia)
guy: omg
girl: what?
guy: kevin rudd is a twerp
girl: omg why?
guy: cos he farts in the bath and eats the bubbles!
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somebody who lies more and more on "Internet of Things"
get connected, twerp
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The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.
Whistle while you twerp.
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