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Twilight is a young/adult vampire romance novel by Stephenie Meyer and a movie directed by Catherine Hardwicke
A twilight is also a emo biatch.
All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.
But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.
MARIA: "BUHUUU BUHUU!!!!!"
ESTER: "You are a emothic twilight "
MARIA: "shait!"
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a book that just now everyone is obsessed with. You can't look for a bumpersticker on facebook without seeing"I love edward". omg get over yourself! it's a book, it's okay to like a book, but not if it prevents you from living your life normally (or as normal as an obsessee can be)
girl: "omg i love twilight, edward is soo dreamy"
me: "sorry to burst your bubble but he's not real, the dude who pays him is ACTING, please for the sake of humanity, get over yourself"
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a series of books and a movie that girls are obsessed over. most of the girls who are obsessed with it don't know the difference between a vampire and a faggot who never drinks blood. the end.
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A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.
OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT!
holy shit get a life
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Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food
Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.
Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo
Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck
chocolate
Must I give an example? I think not, but I will anyway:
Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.
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The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.
"OMGZILOVETWILIGHT!"
"Uhm, good fer you?"
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a vampire romance book/movie that girls obsess about because thats how they wanna be treated like how edward treats bella any way in the book they make vampires seeam like shiny and pretty creatures.
Obs
Obsessed girl:OMG i wish i could go out with robert pattinson from twilight cuz i wanna be treated like Bella
Me:Fail....
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