Twines

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

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Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

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Twining

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

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Twining

The act of WINNING! with twins

Mike: Dude im taking these twins home with me tonight!
Paul: Twining

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twine

Twine another word for some really good schawg!!!

"aye say mane u got dat twine"??

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twined

We two things (people or objects) are willingly or forcefully placed together by braids, super glue, or duck tape for an undetermined amount of time.

I hate getting twined in the back seat of a car with 2 fat people!

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twine

a simple mix between twelve and nine. the current jibrish civilizations seem to have taken a liking to it, and it has become increasingly popular.

most commonly used as an answer if you presently do not know the correct answer.

*in test*

"hey dude, what's the square route of 435?"

"twine"
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"hey honey, where have you been all this time?"

"twine"

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