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a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.
without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.
some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks
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A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
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People screaming at each other.
Twitter is just people screaming at each other.
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A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.
You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.
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Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
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"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
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