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twitter

a website where gaggles of morons and bitchy teenagers argue about politics or tea on a regular basis.

without all that, it's just a website of fangirls and average people talking about literally anything.
overall, it's a fucking mess.

some guy: do you use twitter?
some other guy: oh yeah, i use it.
some guy: that website is a mess.
some other guy: agreed, that why i only use it to post pictures of leonardo decaprio, twitter kinda sucks

by izzzzz October 15, 2018

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Twitter

A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.

Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?

by James R Clobum April 30, 2020

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Twitter

People screaming at each other.

Twitter is just people screaming at each other.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 26, 2022

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Twitter

A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.

You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.

by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

345๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


twitterate

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.

Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.

by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011


Twitter

The root of all evil

Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.

by TodTod June 1, 2021

32๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter

hell

"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"

by GThei March 10, 2021