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The act of wasting time or staling.
My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.
When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.
Phil will you Twittle my Twat?
To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
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Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.
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Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.
Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.
When two men who are secretly in love with each other touch each other without having sex.
Man 1: My girlfriend isnt home. Want to twittle?
Man 2: Yeah bro! I love twittling you