Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

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Two-Timer Bowl

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.

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