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A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
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n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
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Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.
(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.
(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.
(n.) Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.
(v.) Beau was two dollar faggin it last night with Rob right after the game!
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Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.
That girl is hotter than a two dollar pistol.
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When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.
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To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
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When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat
Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage
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