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1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.
2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.
gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!
Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!
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The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...
My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.