TWP

Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.

jon: That girl has some serious TWP!

george: yeah mate, 8 out of 10 TWP

jon: easily

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TWP

Acronym for The Whitewater Pact, an original game idea inspired by the artstyle and gameplay of "Night In The Woods". Currently being developed by OurSaudade.

1.- Hey man, have you heard about TWP?

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TWP

Take Warning Podcast

Man 1: Hey have you heard the new episode of TWP?
Man 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

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TWP

Texting While Pooping

Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.

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Twp

Is a small town in Delaware county , full of dick eating broke bitches and niggas

Person one: “Yo where you from ?”
Person two: “twp”
Person one: “4’s down yall twp niggas pussy”

Person two: “I’m sorry please don’t hurt me”

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TWP

Throw a wad in the pussy

Christina was getting the pipe and then Brad decided to TWP

TWP

(Short for "Texting While Pooping")

1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.

2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.

(In a text conversation)

Sally: "Can I call u?"

John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."

Sally: "Ur fucking gross."

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