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a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?
Person two : No what happened?
Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.
Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
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Male underwear, specifically boxers or Y-fronts.
Roast Beef: "I ain't gonna fire up my U-Hauls just to carry my junk six feet!"
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a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.
hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!
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These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.
Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.
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A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.
That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!
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Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.
Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.
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