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The best freaking university in the world. Ivy League education for state school price!
I go to UC Berkeley, therefore, I KICK ASS!
I did not get into UC Berkeley, therefore, I am a loser.
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aka cal, located right off the sf bay. A pretty nice school, some call us liberals, some call us hippies, but also decent in the ways of engineering and chem, among a few other things, and definitely not ones to brag about it. Sure, i guess were a pretty nice college, but other than that, were just some few mellow folks who'd be down to smoke a joint or chill under the trees on memorial glade
UC Berkeley, yeah....
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A very hard to get into school in Califronia. IE its 60% asian
Welcome to Berkely HOK WAO ZIE
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Person 1: Jennifer goes to UC Berkeley
Person 2: That's cuz she's a cocky bitch
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School for people who are pretty smart but really poor.
Guy from prestigious private school: I got into UC Berkeley, but wanted to meet people with important parents who won't want to shine my shoes for a dollar.
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Berkeley's Chinatown disguised as a University that used to have a racially diverse student body that protested against social issues back in the 70's. Now its just Chinese kids trying to get medical degrees and Indians trying to get engineering degrees. This is especially obvious the minute you walk out of UC Berkeley and notice that sudden abnormal re-occurrence of Black and White people, and some Asian Americans here and there.
Haven for Asian Foreigners.
They tried to make it more diverse by being 'officially racist' and just give Asians higher test goals. (see: Affirmative Action) Funny thing is, it didn't even work.
Still an awesome school to go to however, just don't expect to be able to speak their official language, 'Mandarin.'
Out-of-State student: "Woah, there's a lot of Asians at UC Berkeley, jeez, look at this campus. So this is what California's racial demographics are like"
Berkeley Resident Student: "Ha....Let's take a walk."
Out-of-State student: "Where?"
Berkeley Resident student: "How about, a couple steps out the gate."
Out-of-state student: ".......Holy shit! Where'd all the Asians go?"
Berkeley Resident student: "They didn't go anywhere. Most of them just aren't from Berkeley."
Out-of-state student: "The fuck, is that a Black person?"
Berkeley Resident student: "Oh yeah, they're like the largest secondary minority here. They just don't live in UC Chinatown. Gotta get out more, man."
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Standford reject school.
Let's go to UC-Berkeley since Stanford hates us.
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