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The instrument that white girls play when they have no musical talent as a desperate attempt to get a higher social status and/or a desperate call for attention.
Guy 1: Bro, look at that girl, she is playing the Ukulele.
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh
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small hawaiian guitar. pronounced (oooh-KUU-leh-leh) NOT (you-kuu-lay-lee). get it strait haoles.
me and my cousin like playin the ukulele.
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A ukulele, or uke, is a small gutair-like instrument that originated in Hawaii. this instrument sends out good vibes as it is played and brings a smile to everyone's face when it is played (if it is in tune!)
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A sad, poor, lonely excuse for a guitar. Seen in garbage bins and that one Vance Joy music video.
Guy 1: Hey, we need a guitarist for our band
Guy 2: I can play ukulele
Guy 1: FUCK.
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A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it
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A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying
Gotdamnit Dan can you stop playing the ukulele all the time?!
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A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide
Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band
Guy 2: what position
Guy 1:Guitarist
Guy 2:I can play ukulele
Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning
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