In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?
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When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early
"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."
"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"
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A really weird word for the name Jack.
hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.
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When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
the NEW slang word for calculator. calc was so 24 minutes ago!!
bob: hey this is my calc
alice: you mean ulator?
bob: yeah i can finally do 1 + 1 on it
Sounds Like ''Ejaculate''.
''Order For E. Jack Ulate?""
Then action one does while hitting fatty chops
โTryna go toke-ulate, Iโll pack uโ
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