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Economic Uncertainty Principle

Economic uncertainty principle: (noun) The principle stating that it's impossible to predict and measure certain economic variables with complete accuracy, due to the inherent unpredictability and complexity of economic systems.

I can't predict the stock market with certainty, it's the economic uncertainty principle in action

by Phieyl January 16, 2023


The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018


GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe

What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.

by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020


Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018


Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle

Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .

Person one: Holy shit feminists want to #endfathersday

Person two: Nah that's a troll.

Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.

Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .

by wazzup98765 June 6, 2018


The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 11, 2022