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This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.
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A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
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Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.
Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.
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Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.
One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam
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A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.
Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.
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When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.
"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"
A PX on a military base
Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?