Uncling

The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

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Uncle

The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

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Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

uncle

Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*

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Uncle

Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.

"That dude over there is such an Uncle"

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uncle

a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground

Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle

Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!

Andrew: say uncle!!

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Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

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