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The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.
After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.
Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?
Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
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Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
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You don't know what this is? READ A BOOK!! IDIOT!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
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When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.
That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.
That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!
Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.
The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.
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