Unfortunality

Defines a series of super frustrating unfortunate events in a more efficient way in conversation.

Its basically where nothing going right at all but you want to sound a little more positive in describing it to your friends.

"My whole weekend was one big unfortunality." or "His/her whole personality is more like an unfortunality." See {unfortunate}

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Unfortunate

Someone who is attractive, adorable, cute, and beautiful in appearance. But has no friends, no confidence, & no luck , period.

The cutest person ever is also the most "unfortunate".

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That’s unfortunate

A phrase for everything that someone can say to you. If you wanna shut down a conversation rip this out for a good surprise. Also a way of fake caring or the subtle art of not giving a fuck

*says anything*

Oh...that’s unfortunate

(See don’t give a fuck about you, just like fuck off mate)

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That's unfortunate

When someone says something you could care less about.

Friend: I have to go to this family party tommarow.
Me: That's unfortunate.

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unfortunanting

A verb meaning to make an event, a person or a pattern of behaviour unfortunate.
Also used retrospectively, in the form unfortunanted, when an event occurs at the worst possible moment.

go away, your unfortunanting this game!

well, that was unfortunated.

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Unfortunate Acronym

An unfortunate Acronym is an acronym for an organisation or person that results in a word that is rude, disgusting or totally inappropriate. A typical example would be the Country and Urban Nature Trail Society which was intended to promote pleasant nature walks in both the town and countryside. It never got off the ground because the acronym was CUNTS. Another British example is Radical Alternatives to Prison, a bunch of bleeding hearts who want to abolish prisons. They were originally going to be called Completely Radical Alternatives to Prison – CRAP, but decided against this, perhaps it was too close to the truth about their ideas.
One unfortunate acronym which is still currently used is TWAT which stands for The War Against Terrorism, while from the United States comes FLOTUS which identifies the President’s wife and stands for First Lady Of The United States. It’s an unfortunate acronym in that it sounds as if it is something unpleasant lurking in a toilet bowl. I suppose they could try removing some of the unimportant letters, but FLOUS and FLUS don’t sound much better.

“Is it true that Nicola Sturgeon, leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party, is going to set up a new organisation, Scottish Nationalists Opposed to Tories?”
“SNOT! There’s an unfortunate acronym!”

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Unfortunate Son

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.