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Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.
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A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"
Anyone that associates with a brony
"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"
"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook
During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
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Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn
My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy