I canβt tell if Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity, are putting us on or being unironic. Yes I know you googled Unironically, but I donβt care. Am I being unironic now? Who knows? Youβll never know.
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Literally the worst thing ever. It's still not even funny if your dabbing ironically. But still stop! It doesn't make you cool, it just makes you look like a pretentious bitch.
Ex: "Hey did you see Peter Unironically Dabbingthe other day!?"
"Yea, what a fucking bitch! I'm blocking him on everything."
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Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.
"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
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A term used to describe the rare occasion when someone decides to drop their oh-so-ironic facade and speak from the heart. It's a moment of vulnerability that's sure to make everyone uncomfortable, so use it sparingly. It's also a great way to show people that you have emotions too, even if you're too cool to admit it. But seriously, don't overdo it - you don't want to ruin your hipster cred.
I non-unironically believe that the earth is flat and that the moon landing was faked. It's just common sense, really.