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Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.
Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce
If you're unsure whether you're an Aunty or Cousin to an new born baby, then you are most likely a C-unty
Come and give your C-unty a hug ang a kiss, hello
Manchester based football team
London based fans!
"Who do you support?"
"Manchester united"
"Where do u come from?"
"South london"
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when a man blows air into a vagina and then closes with fingers, then the air is released resembling a balloon filled with air untied .
i was so wasted last night i gave that hooker the untied balloon.
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What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
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basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.
douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.
moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*
A code used by strangers in public places, that means "I WANT YOU." The most common place for this phrase to be used is in a crowded restaurant. The phrase is whispered in order to let the other person know that it has a hidden meaning.
Waiter to customer: *whispering*: Your shoes are untied. *wink*
Joe: Dude, that girl's shoes are untied...
Harry: WOAH man, for realz!
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