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Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com
Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.
Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
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If a girl aint on shit tell them this cuz it means fuck off
Spin up Off me since u aint talkin about shit
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A phrase used by Antiguan males to warn people that they are not one to be played with or taken lightly.
Example
John Doe 1: * bumps into Dario at a party* and does not apologize.
Dario: Barse, you just bumped into me and didn't say sorry. A wan fuck up man me be na boss.
John Doe: * shivers* I am sorry sir. *retreats*
Confrontation Averted
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When you recently break up with your bf/gf and then he/she finds someone that you think is lower than you in terms of appearance or character.
(taglish)
oh wow, her? up me naman.
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When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”
Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me”
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This Bitch just hung up on me...Jesus take the wheel
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ejaculate in my vagina.
cum in my pussy.
from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):
"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".
(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"
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