Upfuck

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

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upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

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Upfucker

Someone who is fucking anally while the one being fucked is standing.

"You wanna upfuck tonight?"
"Yeah, sure"

"You are such an upfucker!"
"I don't do it like that."

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upfucked

same as fucked up but the wrong way around obviously

This is upfucked!!!!

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UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

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upfucked

when you are so fucked up that when you try to tell someone you accidentally say it backwards

Babe i'm upfucked. (followed by Babe laughing at me for 10 minutes)