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Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.
Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckinโ sent it !!
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When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.
Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?
B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..
Johan: yee
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A move that Sagat from Street Fighter uses to knock out his oppenents.
b button, up, down, up, down ... TIGER UPPERCUT!!!
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A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress
Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut
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หinfษnt ษpษrหkษt'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;
1.
hit with the infant uppercut.
verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;
3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;
2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.
Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!
I'm just now walking straight!!
That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!
I see Nate hit you with his
"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!
A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.
After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.
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When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.
It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.
A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!
When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.
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