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ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss May 18, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ur dog incest

Faggot - ur mom gay lol
You - ur dad lesbian
Faggot - ur granny tranny haha i win
You - no faggot, ur dog incest
Faggot - dissolves

Ur dog incest lol

by Bootyeater96 March 16, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ur Dog transgender

The ultimate insult

Bill: Ur mom gay XD
Cale: Yea well ur dad lesbian
God: Ur dog transgender

Bill and Cale: 😨

by The triple homo March 11, 2018

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


ur dog nignog

Everyone loves a good ol dog right? Well whip this hoe out and you just disgraced the person who revives it entire bloodline...

Tod : fuck you dude.
You: Tod I swear to god...
Tod: what pussy?
You: your dog nignog!!
Tod:*seppukus self*
Tod' s family:*literally just fucking dies*

by XavXavIsItchy March 11, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!

*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies

by DviDoom March 10, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"

Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.

by wasabi in my bootyhole March 13, 2018


Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

by JesusChrist8 March 18, 2018

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž