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A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?
Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .
Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.
Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
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