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Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.
Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.
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A guy who spends all his spare time on urban dictionary.
Jeff T: Hey, Jeff, do you want to go to the strip club with me and Tom and Carl tonight?
Jeff G: Nah. I gotta check out the latest action on urbandictionary dude!
Jeff T: What an urban dick!
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1. Someone who rushes to put a word on urban dictionary but completely balzes it up, making them look like an absolute moron.
2. Someone who refuses to use a spell checker when typing emails or documents and therefore displays their lack of intelligence to the whole world.
I put in a definition for "arvo" but I spelled it "avro". When it made word of the day, everyone knew I was an urban dick.
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Someone who defines a word that has been in existance for 20+ years but actually thinks that they just discovered the word.
For example :automagically has been around for ages, but somebody just put this up thinking they just struck urban dictionary gold
He is quite the urban dick - he thinks he automagically discovered the term "automagically"
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Someone who overutilizes a myriad of terms they've obviously gotten from urban dictionary. Similar to someone inserting a bit of jargon or other awkward 10 cent words into their speech.
The other day Pip said something about keeping the hyphy out of their house with minority filters or else he'd have to give them a screaming seagull... what a fucking urban dick.
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1.someone who adds meaningless -idiotic words, or looks up meaningless -idiotic words on urbandictionary.com alot. usually because they have nothing better to do.
bobby: in his mind thinking - im bored im gonna look up random words on urban dictionary.
dad: what the hell do u always do that for? ur got nothin better to do? your a urban dick son!
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rich mother fuckers from the suburbs of big cities who always carry and emimate an attitude of "my shit's better than yours, you weak bitch," and don't hesitate to use the names of the cities from whose suburbs they come as a tool of self-empowerment
That fucking urban dick Jamie who claims he's straight up from Philly just got tea bagged by my homey Adam.
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