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When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.
Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.
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A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.
Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.
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When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.
Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"
Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."
Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"
Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."
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The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra
"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"
The barrel of the firearm.
You have to properly clean your gun urethra.
The act of shoving/stuffing an object down a males urethra (the hole at the tip of the penis); normally for sexual pleasure.
Bob: "Have you tried sounding?"
Joe: "Oh yeah I've heard urethra sounding is the new thing to get off."
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Receiving a golden shower while singing in the tub.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.
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