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I live here hate it! Don't ever move here if you have any belief in being DIFFERENT! The school system sucks ass! You can't be considered a normal human being if you have tatoos, piercings, colored hair (funny story I had hot pink hair and got accused of shoplifting) etc...
Perosn: Where are you from?
Me: Utah
Person: Are you a Mormon?
Me: Why is it that just cuase I'm from Utah that automatically makes me a Mormon?
Person: Sorry.
Me: No you're not! You close minded arraogant asshole!
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a sexual position in which one presses the achilles tendon on the back of the ankle/foot between one's buttocks. this can be down with another person or by yourself.
"did you have sex with her yet?" "nah, but we did the utah last night"
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To ask for something that someone else is already going to get for themselves. Originated from the movie "Point Break" when Gary Busey Character asks Keanu Reeves for two sandwhiches at a stand calling out "Utah".
"I'm Gonna Go Get A Beer."
"Utah.Two"
"Bet."
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utah: a place in the u.s. full of very nice people. ok, ok, so maybe utah is a great big "happy valley" but hey. if mormons upset you so much why bug them about it? mormons took a lot of hard blows trying to get to utah. so how about all y'all go crap on some one else like Texas or california? Cuz im pretty sure utah's a lot cleaner and purer than most places in the u.s. you dont have to freak on us mormons just to make yourself feel better. OK
ya utah! go joe smith we owe it all to you baby! woot woot!!!
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An everyman for himself game of basketball much like 21, except baskets count for 5 points.
Yo we got 7, lets just play a game of Utah.
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On Sunday in Utah, most stores are either closed or close early
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