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The thing i am lacking in school
Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it
when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
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A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.
My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.
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Slang word derived from sexist terms used towards women to state that women belong in the kitchen, although not used alot this term also is defined as a kitchen utensil as in the knife and or fork.
Hay what's that kitchen utensil doing ot of the kitchen?
I don't know man but she needs to learn her place.
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A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.
The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
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When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders
i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens