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The Vaccine

When 10 men ejaculate into a turkey baster. Then squirt it into preferably a male's anus sometimes can be injected into female vagina.

Tyrone and Friends gave John Smith "The Vaccine".

by Bringbackthehumor March 5, 2020

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Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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Vaccinated

A free spirit.

Now that I am vaccinated, I can finally go on that vacation!

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

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vaccinate

1. To give a vaccine.

2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.

1. I got a flu vaccine and now I probably won't get the flu.

2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.

by mickfisher14 June 4, 2007

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vaccinated

someone or something that has been injected with dead or weak germs to become immune to a disease or virus.

I have been vaccinated.

by def. of vaccinated March 23, 2021

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The Vaccine

The Vaccine is the second drink created by a now retired mid western state trooper.

The drink was created when the retiree noticed all the Karen’s and haters forcing their views on others as far as COVID-19 went. The desire was to make a drink and name it “the vaccine“ so that freedom lovers could imbibe one and then honestly say to the one way market aisle sticker cops “I’ve had the Vaccine”. And just be mind fucking them. As a follow up F U, a card was created so that once the people imbibed, they could have their “vaccine card”.

The drink consists of 1 bottle of Moose Drool beer, 1 shot of Revel Stoke Peanut Butter Whiskey and 1 shot of

Once Sugar had drank “the vaccine” he was able to tell all the Covid Karen’s to go pound sand

by Sugar58 May 15, 2021

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The Vaccinator

A doctor that discovers the ability to time travel and goes back into time to vaccinate the children of Anti-Vaxxers with out their knowledge or permission.

Honey, how are we going to protect little Bobby Joe and Sue Ellen from The Vaccinator? How do we even know if he hasn’t gotten his hands on them yet?

by MahatmaJonny December 21, 2018

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