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when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.
Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused guy: It's vaginement.
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!
Slang word for vagina.
Less crude and more amusing.
Charlotte get your vagine over here now!
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the french word for vagina.
J'aime le vagin!
trans. "I love vagina!"
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To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.
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Demasculating masculinity.
Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.
Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
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Another word for vagina only funnier.
Her VAGINE is so big that you could drive a truck into it.
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